Lene AndersenDec 7, 2022
Ika Makimaki

"I won't attend your event due to the lack of Covid protections."
-Sensible and reasonable but boring.

"A vow of solitude for the duration of the plague prevents my presence. Your careless congregations tempt fate and threaten the wellbeing of our bloodlines. My duty is to health and reason."
-Mysterious, heroic, epic.

Dec 6, 2022 at 8:51pmWeb
Show threadAngry_gramDec 6, 2022
@pezmico Either way, the answer is a firm “no, thank you.” 😂
Show threadLīgaDec 6, 2022
@pezmico the 2nd version definitely
Show threadOwlDec 6, 2022
@pezmico Can I use this to get out of the staff retreat?
Show threadIka MakimakiDec 6, 2022
@Empowlr I'd be honoured.
(no guarantees on the effects it may have on the way you are viewed by your peers though)
Show threadMell's BellsFeb 20, 2023
@pezmico @Empowlr hahahahaha. They already think I’m bonkers. 😂
Show threadEcosaurian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Dec 8, 2022
@Empowlr @pezmico
You forgot the punctuation.
Staff. Retreat!
Show threadLene AndersenDec 7, 2022
@pezmico fabulous! I might just adopt that
Show threadshyduroffDec 7, 2022
@pezmico … +++ …
Show threadACGDec 7, 2022
@pezmico I read this in the voice of Wednesday Addams
Show threadMell's BellsFeb 20, 2023
@alexcg @pezmico Perfect!!
Show threadlolhiphopDec 7, 2022

@pezmico proposition de traduction FR

« Un voeu de solitude décrété pour la durée du fléau m’empêche de vous honorer de ma présence. Vos rassemblements imprudents tentent le sort et menacent le bien être de nos lignées de sang. Mon devoir est envers la santé et la raison »

Show threadLeta McCollough SeletzkyDec 7, 2022
@pezmico the WAY I will say this word for word
Show threadBen, Writin’ MoviesDec 8, 2022
@pezmico Perhaps but it will result in you not being invited next time. ☹️
Show threadcthulhccDec 8, 2022
@pezmico 😂👍 This is the way.
Show threadFranke JamesDec 9, 2022
@pezmico The second is beautiful — I read it to my (writer) husband in a theatrical voice and we both laughed and praised your creativity!
Show threadIka MakimakiDec 10, 2022
@frankejames that's very nice of you to say! Thank you
Show threadThe Public Health PledgeDec 9, 2022
@pezmico Time to redraft our website 🤣
Show threadAquiel ‘Aqi’ DracoDec 11, 2022
@pezmico thanks for the *chuckle*
Show threadMell's BellsFeb 20, 2023
@pezmico That solitude feels heavy sometimes. Nice to hear it framed as “heroic.”
Show threadlucas 🎺Jul 19, 2023
@pezmico it would work except that I’m pretty sure 90% of the public believe that there is no longer a plague ever since covid protocols were ended
Show threadTerveys-turvanen 😷🇫🇮Aug 20, 2023
@pezmico I wonder if there is already a version about wearing a respirator.
Show threadProfessor Kerstin SailerSep 3, 2023
@pezmico
Brilliant! Thank you 😷💯
Show threadÁngela Stella MatutinaSep 3, 2023

@pezmico

"Your careless congregations" has just the right amount of insult to it.

Show threadferricoxideSep 15, 2023
@pezmico

So, if I have no bloodline to preserve, I'm still obligated to attend?
Show threadRMRSep 21, 2023

@pezmico
🤩 I'll make a shortcut for this in KMail, directly followed by:

But allow me, Sir, to have the pleasure of hearing from you nonetheless as often as your leisure will permit; and accept the assurances of the very great consideration with which I have the honour to be, Sir, your most obedient & most humble servant.*

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