"I won't attend your event due to the lack of Covid protections."
-Sensible and reasonable but boring.

"A vow of solitude for the duration of the plague prevents my presence. Your careless congregations tempt fate and threaten the wellbeing of our bloodlines. My duty is to health and reason."
-Mysterious, heroic, epic.

@pezmico Can I use this to get out of the staff retreat?
@Empowlr I'd be honoured.
(no guarantees on the effects it may have on the way you are viewed by your peers though)
@pezmico @Empowlr hahahahaha. They already think I’m bonkers. šŸ˜‚