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In his concession speech, Herschel Walker said he will go back to his life as a small town vampire werewolf sheriff. He then fell off the stage and suffered a concession concussion. He is now demanding a recount.
i smoked a joint before tooting this so go tusky on me
ZZ Bottom
Kevan@godpod Did you fart weed smoke?
Cabernet Theist
Bart Graham@godpod Tusky joint toots?
You're my kinda God.
MommysScreamingPillow@godpod talk tooty to me
Book Him Dano
MyDogIsFunny💉💉💉💉😷@godpod thank you, your deityness, for the good people of Georgia 🍑
regphunt
The Pot Head Pixies - Original
Buster McNutt
abhijith@godpod Is this a joint declaration between you and Mastodon?
OracleClyde@godpod It happens. When the edible kicks in I'm not responsible for what happens on my socials.
tonybubbles@godpod Me too! OMG! Whoops!
chevaliersinnombre@godpod FYI Tusky is a beer made in Kenya and it’s quite tasty especially when on safari!
STOP THE WAVE 🇨🇦@godpod always here. Unless I'm shadow-banned and don't know it. In which case: fuck you for not stopping bad shit.
VelvetAlex@godpod toot me when you've had a Xanax.
pedro@godpod you know my mate who's a radio dj just posted a really gnarly pic on insta of a blood blister on his hand caused by a hot rock presumably incurred while playing with his vinyls. I've said it before and I'll say it again if you can't multi task stay off the shit!
Kat@godpod bitchin 
kaffando@godpod So, the erection didn't save him? 🤔
Míster Mister🦜
🇺🇦🇺🇦 Walter White 🇺🇸🇨🇦@godpod LMAO!!!
But what about Hillary?
Claude GohierRecount, your say?
Clara Listensprechen@godpod To rephrase an old hymn...
One vote under the line, sweet Jesus
One vote under the line.
Sittin' downtown in a Georgia station
One vote under the line...
One vote under the line, sweet Jesus
One vote under the line.
Sittin' downtown in a Georgia station
One vote under the line...
onecaliberal@godpod His remarks were actually good.
Bogie B. 🇨🇦 🇺🇸@godpod "Let’s face it, Herschel Walker was an excellent Trump candidate. Bright, articulate, a true family man. He made millions playing football but his true passion was working as an undercover FBI Agent. He was so good at his job even the FBI didn’t know he was an agent"
ErisX
Jonathon Barton@godpod
Is there a man in a black and white shirt counting backwards? Is he down for the recount?
Is there a man in a black and white shirt counting backwards? Is he down for the recount?
Daryl Cooke
Mr Spock 🖖@godpod He can’t get a recount because of the percentage difference
Adam Burck
Stacy 🇺🇦🇺🇸 (he/him)@godpod Walker's concession speech was quite good, and he should get credit for that. He supported the Constitution and government officials, something that will never get him an invitation to MAL.
Byl@godpod in Texas where he really lives
Chris