Welcome to Florida, where Ron DeSantis will use the Department of Health to try and gaslight educated health professionals to spread their propoganda and lies

Me: Where do we keep the hose?
Husband: We keep the hose in the garage
…And other fun double entendre conversations married couples have over their child’s head

When you post on Mastodon and no one replies comments or favorites, is it a silent toot?

SpaceX Falcon 9 Launch

Me: **takes 2 large gulps of rum and Coke at 11am**
Them: 😲
Me: 🤷‍♀️

To the daughter of Ted Cruz, and child of every other MAGA cult member,
You are loved, you are valid, you are worthy. The hate and condemnation you are surrounded by is not the norm. There is a vast community here to love and support you the way you deserve.
Stay strong, reach out, we are here
♥️🧡💛💚💙💜

“Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t” ~ Herschel Walker as he was just told, literally, “No, you can’t”

Anyone think Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham will escort Herschel Walker on to the stage and nod “yes” as he concedes?
Yeah, I’m thinking it’ll be more like:

Watching Republican news pundits try to act like decent human beings after losing is like watching your kid clean the house on their own accord after stealing $500 out of your purse