donni saphire
Don’t worry, the right person is out there somewhere. Thousands of light years away. An alien who loves you
Dec 7, 2022 at 3:54amMastodon for iOS
Show threadSadieDec 7, 2022
@donni An alien love based solely on the fact that they don't know you at all.
Show threadJakeDec 9, 2022

@burn_this_ @donni

Just couldn't let me have this, could you? 😔

Show threadRichardDec 11, 2022
@donni Sounds like an app may be needed.... 😉
Show threadInsert Coin to ContinueDec 11, 2022
@donni explains those abductions and probing
Show threadWildduckDec 11, 2022
@donni @notfunnyelle It reminds me of this early XKCD "What if?
https://what-if.xkcd.com/9/
Soul Mates

Show threadguarderDec 11, 2022
@donni the alien who shagged me
Show threadStone Bear Dec 12, 2022

@donni just... make sure you're compatible first.

https://www.slipsong.com/songs/proteinslyr.html

Proteins

Show threadRellaPdx. 🌿Dec 13, 2022
@donni sorry alien dude, I’m just not ready to commit
Show threadKen McConnell 📘Dec 13, 2022
@donni
Especially with a good white wine. 😜
Show threadJake RaysonDec 13, 2022
@donni
we are all aliens, on a strange planet. And we love each other
@blackenedgreen
Show threadUnicycle SamDec 16, 2022
@donni anime moment
Show threadBearstronautDec 16, 2022

@donni Maybe she’s as close as Tahiti?

https://youtu.be/qHEPHPHuNis

Whole Wide World

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Show threadsidherianDec 16, 2022
@donni @pippa when people say that to me my response is generally “But what if they’re dead?”
Show threadsean butlerDec 16, 2022
@donni this is the real reason all the fascist billionaires keep building spaceships
Show threadGrowth & ResilienceDec 16, 2022
@donni I sure hope so
Show threadElysia MachtDec 17, 2022
@donni 😢
Show threadRed FasterJan 1, 2023
@donni I'm kind of more into carbon-based lifeforms but I haven't ruled it out as a possibility