Lumbergoth, Dustpunk, bear aficionado
Transporter of the living and dead
High desert dweller
https://www.teepublic.com/user/michr
A shirt for the Bible literalist in your life re: Christmas trees.
Jeremiah 10:2-4
Jeremiah 10:2-4 2 Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. 3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. 4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
If you piss off god he might just make you shit yourself to death!
2 Chronicles 21:15
and thou shalt have great sickness by disease of thy bowels, until thy bowels fall out by reason of the sickness, day by day.
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/53777798-2-chronicles-21-15?store_id=2944571
Hey! I added another awesome Bible verse shirt to my shop. Gift it to the Christian in your life!
Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/53758140-ezekiel-23-20?store_id=2944571
Show your partner you respect them for more than just their brains with a Prime Beef shirt to adorn their meat-suit!
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/53551380-prime-beef?store_id=2944571
The prophet Elisha is on the road and some kids make fun of him for being bald. God metes out some Old Testament justice.
Teepublic is having a sale, so things are cheap!
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/53424141-2-kings-2-24?store_id=2944571
2 Kings 23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number.
Ellen: a bitey creature!
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