Ramsey HaddadDec 5, 2022
Kin Lane
Didn't we train for this our entire childhood?
Dec 4, 2022 at 7:40pmWeb
Show threadEllisGLDec 4, 2022
@kin "Don't Step in the Lava!" By Scratch Garden https://youtu.be/7m_MBy0baq0
Don't Step in the Lava! | Volcano Song | Scratch Garden

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Show threadFlorian KrauthanDec 4, 2022
@kin Feels like missed chance, that the sign is not reading: The Floor is Lava
Show threadMy camera shoots fascistsDec 5, 2022
@fkrauthan @kin
😂bwaaaahaaaahaaa my whole childhood right there.
Show threadAndy McGuire 🐕Dec 6, 2022
@fkrauthan @kin Netflix would sue ;)
Show threadMountain CatDec 4, 2022
@kin 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadLeo McBrideDec 4, 2022
@kin I can see my toddler climbing from chair to chair now shouting "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!"
Show threadNollowayDec 4, 2022
@kin No, all I got was "hey if a nuke happens just duck under the desk or something you'll be fine… I dunno."
Show threadKatmaDec 4, 2022
@kin I love that a sign is actually required. You know someone’s going to think they can drive over it to get a selfie or just because they don’t want to go the long way around
Show threadMartin Hangen (he/him)Dec 5, 2022
@kin @KatMA That some people want to take a selfie on the lava, I (unfortunately) don't think is that unlikely.
Show threadCitroen_2CV_Rules 🇨🇦 🇺🇦Dec 4, 2022
@kin hup, because that first time we were told "don't touch that" and we did, we got the unfortunate nickname of Stumpy.
Show threadTim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPEDec 4, 2022
@kin
😂
What's not obvious is *for how long* you have to stay off it. At least a year would be a good starting point - personally if the signs were still telling me to keep off after a year I'd keep off.
Show threadDwinleDec 4, 2022
@kin okay 👍🏻
Show threadredheadedfemmeDec 4, 2022

@kin

Really? They have to put up SIGNS for that? OMG.

Show threadSarah StierchDec 4, 2022
@kin but the Insta
Show threadMyNameIsYeff Dec 4, 2022
@kin it’s probably more of a “suggestion”
Show threadJohn_G_R_WilsonDec 4, 2022
@kin not sure
Show threadRidiculous GingerDec 5, 2022
@kin you must not be GenX. Our parents told us it was the neighborhood pool and dropped us off every Saturday morning so we could “swim” in it. 🤪
Show threadMichael BoeziDec 5, 2022
@kin 😜
Show threadRachel MartinDec 5, 2022

@kin

Have your seen this Netflix show? Cheesy but perhaps more entertaining than you'd think.

Show threadRJDDec 5, 2022
@kin I.. wow.. this.. is needed?!?
Show thread⛧🏳️‍⚧️June🏳️‍⚧️⛧Dec 5, 2022
@kin FOOLS! You think I’m not worthy? Heh, little did you know I have been training for this moment for my entire life! 😎
Show threadCarl S. GutekunstDec 5, 2022
@kin Girlfriend (now wife) ruined a perfectly good pair of flip flips that way.
Show threadMinister For PotatoDec 5, 2022
@kin minecraft has prepared me well!
Show threadMyNameIsYeff Dec 5, 2022
@kin This and 🟨 QUICKSAND AHEAD 🟨
Show threadPippi & ObiJuan PupsDec 5, 2022
@kin but sitting scrunched up in the hallway, shoulder to shoulder, waiting for cold war bombs in the 60s....
Show threadKaren LayneDec 5, 2022
@kin I actually just laughed out loud at this
Show threadChristine DantzDec 5, 2022
@kin love this! 😂
Show threadMatt HiasDec 5, 2022
@kin 100,000 years ago we had these signs all over the place.
Show threadDerek 🌈Dec 5, 2022
@kin I’ve been practicing for this my whole life.
Show threadDreadBeardRobertsDec 5, 2022
@kin Gen X kids were trained to avoid quicksand. Hot quicksand? Duh!
Show threadlazystreet779Dec 5, 2022
@kin people don’t recognize real danger any more. They live in a fantasy life.
Show threadAdhc&Adlb Dec 5, 2022
@kin no because it's not the floor
Show threadSylviaSchouwenaarsDec 5, 2022
@kin 😂😂😂 and that there people who simple didn’t learn.
Show threadJoanne Enticott, PhD, she/herDec 5, 2022
@kin lol yes lol
Show threadDebby RyanDec 5, 2022
@kin How did we survive before lawyers took over the world?!
Show threadTodd CraigerDec 5, 2022
@dooordah @kin , more people with stumps and no settlements? 😏
Show threadRobscatrayDec 5, 2022

@kin https://www.wired.com/2013/06/why-it-is-possible-to-walk-on-a-lava-flow-but-you-still-shouldnt/

So depending on variables you could walk on lava 🤷‍♂️

Why It Is Possible to Walk on a Lava Flow (But You Still Shouldn't)

There's been some buzz about a video of a fellow "running up a lava flow." Normally, Wired Science blogger Erik Klemetti would ignore videos of people doing dumb things, but he realized that although this guy did run up the lava flow, it actually wasn't as crazy as it seems. DISCLAIMER: This isn't to say you should ever do what this guy did.

WIRED
Show threadNigelDec 5, 2022
@kin Is lava really all that dangerous? I mean, they put it in lamps.
Show threadErin's in Texas 📚🧘🏻‍♀️ she/herDec 5, 2022
@kin "i don't know why my shoes are melting..." someone out there, probably.
Show threadRussNelsonDec 5, 2022
@kin I did, and apparently there's a widespread fear of lava among children.
Show threadCondalmo.Dec 5, 2022
@kin I'M READY
Show threadTwisted SkiesDec 5, 2022

@kin :: cracks knuckles and pops neck back and forth ::

It's time. All those times falling off of tables, couches, chairs were not in vain! LoL 😂

Show threadRevK Dec 5, 2022
@kin I can give it up whenever I want...
Show threadObsoleteDec 5, 2022
@kin Why not a sign saying "Lava Ahead" and let the people decide?
Show threadDaniel SmithDec 5, 2022
@kin
Show threadThat Anonymous CowardDec 5, 2022

@kin

Ummm have you met humans?

Do not iron clothes while wearing.
Do not drive q-tip into your brain.
Remove plastic before heating.

Show threadJim MDec 5, 2022
@kin Things are different on the big island. People check their common sense in at the Hilo airport reception counter.
Show threadDrJekyllDec 5, 2022
@kin somehow I think the stuff we were doing in our childhood was slightly lower consequence if we got it wrong 😉
Show threadǝʇɹoʞ oıɹɐɯ Dec 5, 2022
@kin 👟🔥
Show threadKarl AuerbachDec 5, 2022
@kin People fall into Yellowstone pools of boiling water all the time and get dissolved. So the warning about walking on hardened lava (with possibly liquid near underneath) is probably a good idea.
Show threadTom W WolfDec 5, 2022

@kin

At some level, this should not have to be said.

But here we are.

(and i wish we had a Quote Toot).

Show threadRuud BaarsDec 5, 2022
@kin I am sure there are footsteps behind the sign...
(Saw footsteps in boiling water in NZ once.)
Show threadAm I?Dec 5, 2022
@Patricia inspiration?
Show threadAm I?Dec 29, 2022
For anyone except @Patricia who are confused:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ9R0e9btH0
The floor is lava, trying to teach C++ - Patricia Aas - Meeting C++ 2022

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Show threadlolonurseDec 5, 2022
@kin
Kinda like 'don't drink bleach'...
Show threadkirkiscoolDec 5, 2022
@kin LOL.
this game is called "The lava is lava"
Show threadMrEric35Dec 5, 2022
@kin 🤣 I guess it's similar to the warning on bleach bottles that says 'do not drink'
Show threadGlobaltomDec 5, 2022
@kin will the lava obey the instruction to "stay off"??
Show threadOldandCrankyDec 6, 2022
@kin I thought that was quicksand we were training for...
Show threadChristopher EldridgeDec 6, 2022
@kin so you're saying the lava is lava?