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Are you telling me this paste is made of teeth

@mcc toothpasta dentata

@mcc No. Tooth. Singular.

For sale: baby oil, never used

@jaaaarwr @mcc how do they even make lotion out of hands?

@isaiah @mcc finally someone is asking the big questions

@mcc the only thing hard enough to polish teeth

is more teeth

@matt @mcc nano-hydroxyapatite based toothpastes:

@mcc Toothfairy gotta pay rent

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@mcc just remember to toothpaste and match style or you might end up with someone else's teeth

@mcc you know, this sounds horrifying until you remember it's actually made of silica, i.e., sand, to grind your teeth down ever so slightly

@mcc that's a common misconception! We actually milk the teeth and then reduce the water out of the milk until it becomes a paste :)

@mcc It's actually an old spelling for "second paste". Nobody remembers what the first paste is