Roxi Horror 💀🌸Dec 2, 2022

THERAPIST: You need more friends

ME: I put bird seed that attracts raccoons in the backyard, last week

THERAPIST: ...

ME: ...

THERAPIST: ... So all of these-

ME: [surrounded by raccoons] Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of the garbage boys

Show threadDreadful SanityDec 2, 2022
@roxiqt EVERY TIME you post about racoons I'm reminded that I live in Germany's racoon capital and I've never seen one. 😢
Show threadxangohDec 2, 2022
@dreadfulsanity @roxiqt so you live in a place where all of Germany's leading raccoon politicians congregate and you expect them to just be out and about in the street? get real
Show threadDreadful Sanity
@xangoh @roxiqt I mean, human politicians make public appearances all the time. 😝
Dec 2, 2022 at 4:16pmWeb
Show threadxangohDec 2, 2022
@dreadfulsanity @roxiqt which is why I only ever vote the raccoon ticket
Show threadNatalieDec 2, 2022
@xangoh @dreadfulsanity @roxiqt wise choice, wise choice.