SirEviscerate 
*my eyes open wide, a glass slips from my hand and shatters on the floor*
What if Jolene was Death?
Stone Bear 
@SirEviscerate Dolly herself said Jolene was a redhead.... but that's one HECK of a story prompt.
Jay Fey@stonebear @SirEviscerate If you've ever read "Mort", by Terry Pratchett, then it should be clear to all that if Death is not a redhead, then his apprentice definitely is.
@shenea @SirEviscerate Always two, there are. One the master, and one the apprentice. But which is which? 😈
@stonebear @SirEviscerate This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet Darth Vader. This is a late parrot. It's a redhead. #ProbablyAParaphrase