One of my biggest regrets was not contributing to my 401K with matching employer funds starting when I was 18.
Do NOT fuck this up if you can manage it financially. I've been contributing overtime recently and I'm still in a deficit.
Go login to your employee portal and fix it. It's fucking free money.
I promise you all those stupid electronic gadgets and frivolities you're buying because you now have a steady paycheck are absolute bullshit you'll wonder why you ever thought were a good idea. I set so much money on fire holy crap.
The tragedy of youth is we usually have to learn the hard way what we've heard, but not yet experienced.
Don't let this be one of the dumbass mistakes.
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“@SwiftOnSecurity I've led some large oganizations and it always drove me nuts I couldn't get all employees to participate in our 401k. "Fucking free money" is not hyperbole. It also gives many their first shot at learning about investing and markets if they're given options in the funds used.”

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@SwiftOnSecurity As soon as I got access to my company's 401k I set that up immediately. I can understand only contributing up to the point that the company will match (in fact, that's exactly what I do), but to not contribute at all is wild.

@SwiftOnSecurity I remember when I was a young adult just getting into a career instead of just a job I had a lot of loans to pay, I had to take care of my mother who wasn't all that well, pay for our utilities, food and housing. For the first couple of years I couldn't afford the withholding to participate/invest in a 401k. Once I did get into a good place no living paycheck to paycheck I did right away though.

Some people might be in a situation where it's not a priority.

@SwiftOnSecurity Depending on options, self-directed 401k can quickly go the wrong way. Letting people self-direct into index funds based on estimated year of retirement makes sense. But I also see people wanting to self-direct into individual stocks (and I assume Bitcoin etc.) and that sets them up for failure.
@Lee_Holmes tell me more?

@SwiftOnSecurity Many companies let you invest in "the 401(k)", where that money goes into some avenue that the company has chosen. This is often a low-cost index fund or the like. Better companies let you select more specifically where you want to invest that 401(k) money - for example, the S&P500 or index funds that auto-balance depending on your expected year of retirement.

Where it can get risky is companies that let you invest in individual stocks or high-growth / high-risk funds.

I'm all for letting people be adults and make their own mistakes, but the 401(k) is a bad playground for that.

@SwiftOnSecurity

Question:

What if the country of your citizenship is kinda on metaphorical fire? :)

@saphire @SwiftOnSecurity Fire safety for my true friends, sure faff ytterbium for my froyo friends. Not sure about that last one, but I know I don't need to find an Einstein citation for it.

@SwiftOnSecurity I get those employees’s [short term] logic. You’re asking them to take a pay cut today in exchange they don’t need to work until they die.

If you’re just out of school or low wage industry, you probably don’t have much extra cash floating around to afford that pay cut.

@appsec4one @SwiftOnSecurity I always tell my youthful colleagues to put in what you can (e.g., get the match), then increase it each year when you get a pay increase--it doesn't have to be all of your pay increase. And put some of your bonus into it. When you're further in your career, you can hopefully max it out (including with after-tax Roth conversion fun to increase the limits) and have control over your take-home pay. I like to give myself a pay cut at the beginning of the new year, and then a few raises during the year as I adjust withholding to just max it out on the last paycheck.
@SwiftOnSecurity Wait’ll you learn about Australia or like.. almost any other country 😂
@SwiftOnSecurity in 2012 the UK government changed the rules to automatically enroll employees in their company pension unless they actively choose to opt out.

@SwiftOnSecurity

^Youth is wasted on the young.^

@BRicker @SwiftOnSecurity

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Am not as chronologically young anymore and my body often reminds me of this but in terms of attitude and spirit i’m pretty youthful.

And i’m trying to nudge lege into not doing the same destructive things i sally went through but i can’t stop them so..

@BRicker @SwiftOnSecurity
I disagree, I think wisdom is wasted on the old.
@azyklus @SwiftOnSecurity
that's a nice reversal of the phrasing, i like it.

@azyklus @BRicker @SwiftOnSecurity

Both are right.

Lots of olds might have wisdom but have no clue on delivery of the messages.

Lots of youngs could use those nudges but olds are, well, clueless and old and don’t get modern problems.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ can’t win

@Aphrodite @azyklus @SwiftOnSecurity

(alas far too many of us olds mistake mere accidental survival or even ^success^ as evidence of wisdom &/or heavenly favor &/or merit.)

@BRicker @azyklus @SwiftOnSecurity

after surviving enough things that should statistically have killed me i just marvel that i survived being hit by a taxi doing nearly 40mph in nyc, spiking the landing almost perfectly, and popping conscious only to chew out the driver for dirtying my clothes instead of wondering why i survived an event that has >80% mortality.

@Aphrodite

Chewing out a taxi driver is quintessential NYC response to stress.
Bravo!

Seriously tho, we're each the hero of our own tale from our POV, so asking why the movie didn't end just now isn't an in-frame question.
Of course we're alive, we're essential to the plot.
It's breaking the fourth-wall of our personal narrative to ask if we are perhaps inessential, the character's arc could end here.
(This works against realistic risk analysis.)

@BRicker

Chewing out a taxi driver is one thing. They deal with angry sweary people every day.

Having someone march to their window and complain after getting hit by that taxi in language that passes every broadcast standard that he got my clothes dirty?

That was priceless (except for the concussion, vertigo, and dramatically worse migraines).

@Aphrodite sounds like the early effect of concussion was suppressing the politeness filter?

(Concussed brains don't believe in concussions, so in that state, yes, dirty clothes was believably (wrongly) the worst offence. Broken brain tells on itself.)

@BRicker

I hate to disabuse you of this, but I was aware that I was in A Bad Way.

I did not drop a single profanity or vulgarity.

As I approached the driver, I thought how I could best ensure they’d never forget this moment.

Before I spoke to the driver, I advised the passenger, “Congratulations. You’ve won a free ride to this exact point.” This was based on being in that seat 7mo prior and in a taxi v truck accident where NYOD said that to me, more or less.

@BRicker

As soon as I made the complaint about my clothes, as this was 34th Ave between 7th and 8th, I directed a comment to the passing pedestrians, “I bet none of you thought that’s what I would say.”

On the phone with the ambulance, I correctly observed that if I sat down I likely would pass out, so instead I forced myself to stand upright until the bus took me to Bellevue, where I experienced diminished consciousness. Think grey out rather than blackout.

@BRicker

And I have witnesses. I like having receipts for the absurdities I’ve lived through. :)

@Aphrodite with each addition, the legend grows. just fabulous !

@BRicker

I’m just sharing my story as factual and truthfully as possible.

Apparently I’m an edge case, which is even funnier because I landed after the taxistrike on my edge (if you fall, you want to land on a flat, your belly or back, and avoid any point, your head or a joint. edge is the side of the body.)

@Aphrodite
(I did NOT mean ^legend^ in a pejorative sense, but as praise.)

@BRicker
I deliberately downplay a lot i’ve gone through, so “legend” felt weird to see written in association with me. I saw another Buddha in the street, so I attacked it.

It’s something that helps me with my mental health.

I’m just some chick that’s gone through stuff. I’m not special. This leads to not being upset over my difficulty finding new work or with pain i can’t get rid of instead of thinking I’m entitled to success and wealth and the 2.5 spouses and 3.2 cars.

@BRicker

I am fascinated through by that last graf.

I have felt like an extra in the film of my life for most of my life. Fortunately not as much anymore, but I also don’t feel like I’m the main character.

And I am obsessed with the numbers when there are numbers to be known. Even if I’m breaking the fourth wall, I have a need to know what things look like on that side of the screen.

@azyklus @BRicker @SwiftOnSecurity Not mutually exclusive, both may be true ;)

@jacquiharper @azyklus @SwiftOnSecurity

I would say each likely implies the other, so hard yes,
BOTH

( or neither, if BOTH are wrong,
e.g., if contrary to song, "a wasted youth" were not "better by far" but a necessary precondition to "a wise and productive old age"??)

@SwiftOnSecurity My company doesn't match so I'm kinda meh on the whole thing, too many fees. Probably going to need a new company!
@SwiftOnSecurity the worst is when you’ve saved same in the 401(k), changed companies, and instead of rolling it over, you spend it. Sigh. To be young and dumb again.
@SwiftOnSecurity I remember working with other 20-year-olds like myself in Houston in 2008-2009. They refused to put money into our company matched 401k because the value of the stock market was too low so their account wouldn't be worth anything.
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Right? Why buy a bunch of stocks/funds at a discount (and half of them for free, paid by the company) that you're not even going to cash out for another 30 years? Makes my brain hurt thinking about it again.
@kittell @SwiftOnSecurity It's not like the company dries up in the fall and you just harvest it when it's dry enough to silo ( ETFs though, huh?); or you flip every home you have; or mature real estate investments get closer to work. Yet.
@SwiftOnSecurity This is how youth works, unfortunately.