Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?

Me: because of something my boss said

Interviewer: it says here you were fired

Me: that's the thing he said

. @ArfMeasures also they said they would not pay you a liveable wage when you asked, nor that they will have to pay the wage you were being paid plus 20% to replace you which is more than what you asked for!

@ArfMeasures

Interviewer: What is your worst trait?

Applicant: "I'm honest to a fault."

Interviewer: "I don't think that's such a bad trait."

Applicant: "I don't give a shit what you think."

@ArfMeasures As a retired HR dude, I find this hysterical!

@ev_rider_j @ArfMeasures

How many times did you receive a CV that needs special software for reading and is impossible to print out? I wasn't hiring much, but got a few.

@bonkers @ArfMeasures Never got one that required special software, but got a few formatted so “creatively” that my ATS couldn’t parse it.

@ev_rider_j @ArfMeasures

It was a while ago and I can't remember all the details. But it was some special way to see the text and no way to print it out. We didn't bother to invite the candidate for an interview ;)