JonInterviewer: why did you leave your last job?
Me: because of something my boss said
Interviewer: it says here you were fired
Me: that's the thing he said
Robert M. Kelly@ArfMeasures
Interviewer: What is your worst trait?
Applicant: "I'm honest to a fault."
Interviewer: "I don't think that's such a bad trait."
Applicant: "I don't give a shit what you think."