The only way Elon is going to put Apple out of business is if he buys it.

@rmayemsinger Elon’s net worth is about $180 billion. Apple’s market cap is $2.3 trillion.

So that’s not gonna happen.

@josh you must be a fun comedy audience member. 😊
@josh @rmayemsinger is that after the Twitter sale debt?
@josh @rmayemsinger oh I don’t know.
The Saudis have a bunch of $$$….
@NASJones333 @rmayemsinger The Saudi Sovereign Wealth Fund has about $620 billion. So, even if Elon and the Saudis pooled all of their cash, they could not buy a majority stake in Apple.
@rmayemsinger be super cool if he'd buy Fox.
@rmayemsinger @KrazyTheeAlaskan I’d loan him ten dollars to help him do that. Heck, maybe 100$ if for serious after a court threatens to force the purchase.
@Michael_Dickel @rmayemsinger he just needs one of his baby mama's to make the suggestion😅save your cash.

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This Toot Post gets a 5-before hair plugs Elon rating.         

@rmayemsinger Elon may be rich, but I don't think he's rich enough to buy Apple. He's doing badly enough with Twitter, mistaking "hate speech" for "free speech".
@rmayemsinger @leeolds Apple’s market cap is nearly $2.3 trillion. Elon’s net worth doesn’t come to approaching that.
@amay206 @rmayemsinger @leeolds I’m sure the Saudis would be more than happy to chip in. Just like with Twitter
@rmayemsinger yeah, I think that would be a bit of a stretch, even for him.
@rmayemsinger don’t give him any ideas. He’s already ruined one very good service we relied on.
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I do hope he makes good on his threat to make his own smart phone. It’ll take him years and deplete his resources even further.
@rmayemsinger #elonmusk doesn't even remotely have the necessary money to buy part of #apple much less all of it. He struggled to find enough money to buy #Twitter. He's screwed up #Twitter so badly that no one in their right mind would loan him the money to buy another company

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He might endorse Apple. That would do it.

He is clearly perfecting the kiss-of-death.

@rmayemsinger he is acting like a 4 year old
@rmayemsinger wow! So many people taking this seriously. Almost like being back on Birdieland. It’s a good joke. I like the suggestion that he buy Fox instead, though 😂
@rmayemsinger He's still upset over the fact that Tim Cook didn't take his call when Tesla was a week away from declaring bankruptcy.
@rmayemsinger Literally thought that yesterday. "He should just buy Apple if he wants to take them down so badly."
@rmayemsinger if there was ever a post that I think to myself, "DAMN, I wish I would have written that!" This post is it. LMAO and OH SNAP!
@rmayemsinger I dont think he has that kinda money. He’s crazy tho.
@rmayemsinger Maybe he and trump can work together 🤔😂
@rmayemsinger @glennf oh my goodness that’s brilliant!
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Elon doesn't have enough money to buy Apple lol
@rmayemsinger You just broke the Internet for today! Well played.
@rmayemsinger Apple has twice as much money as the US treasury. Mush is delusional.