Brian Steckler Music
God 
Please don’t tell the evangelicals I’m here.
Jason, Human, Average 
@godpod They stopped caring about god a long time ago.
B Bigelow@godpod mum’s the word of God
MFTech@godpod There are no evangelicals here. It’s Heaven.
Theocracidal@godpod They don't listen to you anyway, at least since the 1600's.
Through My Eyes@godpod What? I thought they believe you are everywhere.
Istiak Shihab@godpod At least they can't call it a godless platform now.
Moondoggie@godpod They're too focused on getting Republican Jesus to smite all the people they hate to ever find you, Lord.
Karl Morant 🇨🇦 
🖖@godpod Hail Satan.
Kirsten Jasper@godpod your secret is safe with me. I’m trying to avoid them myself.
Jamie Mango Sherman@godpod Just our little 🤫 secret!
Ixtli Dekami 
🍕⚾🖖@godpod
And I was going to ask you to protect me from your fans...=-|
And I was going to ask you to protect me from your fans...=-|
SAPhillips@godpod 😂😂😂 They’ll never find you here!! 🤷♀️
Tarra McNally
DrAHM
Tim Thomas@godpod they won't mind. It's not like they actually follow you.
ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘@godpod It's okay. They think you're everywhere.
Also, do you think you could frighten them a bit less, so they don't feel the need to preach on public transport?
BearlyNoticeable@godpod no problem
Little Kat@godpod Don’t worry. Choosing your server should keep most of them out. As an aside: those are YOUR children - can’t you do anything about them - some thunderbolts maybe? I hate to whine….
Lis Carey@godpod I don't speak to them about anything important, so they won't hear it from me.
Judi Anderson
Diana Payne@godpod At last I can say I'm following god.
The Tanuki Princess@godpod
It's not like you're not still going to be bombarded with their prayers.
It's not like you're not still going to be bombarded with their prayers.
@godpod Are there any woketards or libtards on Mastodon that I can insult?
𝕄𝕒𝕥𝕔𝕙𝕒 
@godpod evangelicals are too busy seething and secretly lusting after drag queens and furries
@godpod I think we need to have a talk
Yvonne4err@godpod Your secret's safe with me
@godpod I am sure this is a fake account by someone that has made so much sin that he now prefer to deny existence of a sovereign God. Remember this: God will always let you decide your path. It’s either “we do it my way” or “you do it your way”. Read the Bible.
Macfarlanatic@godpod Can you tell Odin and Zeus they should come join the fun, please?
Ratchman@godpod Evangelicals: stalkers for deities.
duanetoops@godpod ...I know nothing...😉
tom.howorth@godpod I thought you were dead
Special Agent Dr. Deez Esq@godpod the evangelicals are on troth shocial sharing memes with the n word
Nancy Jones
Goat Works@godpod while chewing up and spitting out evangelicals is indeed fun, I sincerely hope they stay off this platform, lol.
K-Dog@godpod too late they’ve found out 🤷🏻♂️
Joe Poe 🃏
Anna Shott@godpod don't worry they're not looking for you.
Noelle@godpod 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I totally understand
Dr. Jerry Garcia@godpod Evangelicals don’t worship you: they worship Mammon.
rebeca@godpod your secret with us 🤫
Northbaybanter@godpod Mums the word big man
@godpod Here, hide under this stone.
MackajThey worship the god with a small 'g'.
They don't know it though, as he's wearing a God outfit he bought off Amazon.
Heurism@godpod Politely, Sir, the Evangelicals have moved onto other gods.
Sirpushalot@godpod they wouldn’t care. They have been godless for years.
✊🏾WiseGuyEddie
Just Me@godpod Don’t worry they are busy with the Twitter Armageddon 😏
Juliaknows@godpod like they don’t know. God , we are talking about the mega churches. They know.
Lisa Newey@godpod Your secret is safe with us!
Karen Froehlich@godpod God, I love you!
MichelleRN, Former CHPN, Ret.
Jim Snowden@godpod Your secret’s safe with me.
Word of Mouth 
That’s Me 🫦
Rod_Rescueman@godpod Bruv, they ain’t been about your scene for a lot of years now… they found a new golden calf… well orange calf anyway.
⚛️✨HIGGS M. BOSON✨⚛️(Vee)@godpod only if Jeanne D'arc will be my senpai and notice me.
@godpod once again God won’t follow me. You ain’t so good God 😂😂
Emilystlstl@godpod
As you know, God. Most of us are intelligent super empaths on this sight. We will just bore the crap out of evangelicals anyway! I love how smart you are.
As you know, God. Most of us are intelligent super empaths on this sight. We will just bore the crap out of evangelicals anyway! I love how smart you are.