1000 follows away from having to get a Mastodon tattoo’d on my left butt cheek. I did not think this through. 🤦‍♂️
@godpod Could be muuuch worse.

@godpod

O Omnipotens:
I though that you knew what you were doing?

@godpod
Do ya need me to un-follow you? 😁
@godpod wait arnt you infallible?
@godpod one follower away from having to birth the literal savior of mankind so who’s the actual victim now
@godpod You just lost one. Begging for follows is a twitter thing. Here, you earn them. Peace out. ✌🏼
@Lynda @godpod I hope this place doesn't become as competitive as the birdsite.
@godpod And don’t think you can trick us by tattooing it on you right butt cheek. It will be the left or nothing at all.
@godpod go for double or nothing at 100k
@godpod On the other hand, oh omnipotent one, shouldn't you have seen this coming? I'm now so confused. I have to rethink my entire philosophical outlook and the worldview it provided for me.
@godpod this is one time you can withhold the evidence.
@godpod just think ahead about where those tusks go!
@godpod
The number of followers doesn't matter on Mastodon like it does on Twitter.
@godpod As God of the Bible you should be well acquainted with not thinking things through - after providing so many of your own examples. unicorns, gopherwood trees, global floods, garden of Eden, physics vs Genesis. Getting drunk with Satan and Job.
@godpod we want picture proof, none of this ”faith" bullsh*t this time around!
@godpod Crowd, growing to a crescendo:
"BUTT TAT!! BUTT TAT!! BUTT TAT!!"
@godpod 51K more and we got mastodons
@godpod
You really seem to have numerous glitches going on with your coding for the Universe.
Evidence would seem to suggest that in whole 'thou shalt not kill' subroutine the 'not' in some iterations is completely omitted for example.
Until Angelic Tech Support can come up with suitable patches...
Have you tried switching the whole thing OFF an ON again?
@godpod It is amazing how fast this place is growing
@godpod better yet a QR code to your profile
@godpod right, so have you picked out an artist?
@godpod LOL I only regret that I have one follow to give 😂
@godpod it would be wrong to exclude the other parts of the Fediverse!
@godpod As nd here I figured god woild have at least been a fan of Leviathan and Crack the Skye.
@godpod That's God for ya--always conditional, transactional. Just get the tatoo. Easy peasy.
@godpod and we will be holding you to it … er?
@godpod Hmm you can always admit you goofed and forgive yourself.
@godpod I mean, you only spent 7 days designing the whole universe, so I'd say that tracks.
@godpod photos or it didn't happen 😌💅🏻
@godpod time to go creat some bot accounts just for this...
@godpod if your derrière is hairy enough, you could get an elephant tattoo instead, and just call it a day…
@godpod
May I suggest a henna tattoo? 😉
@godpod
God works in mysterious ways.
@godpod You could always make a spare left butt cheek just for the tattoo, and not show people.
@godpod That's nothing compared to the humiliation of the obligatory God buttpic, or else it didn't happen!
@godpod
don't worry about the de-extinction part though. https://colossal.com/ is already doing Your work.
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@godpod awfully shortsighted for an omniscient being. This is good news for humanity.