#Mastodon has ruined #Twitter for me. I used to go on the bird site multiple times every day, constantly refreshing, always searching for new tweets. I never liked Twitter, but I felt a rush every time I opened it.

Now? Now, I go there maybe once every few days and always end up disappointed. My eyes have been opened to genuine interactions and connections and Twitter just doesn’t feel the same.

TLDR: You can never go back home again.

TLDR of TLDR: Elephants > Birds

@libsoc "Elephants > Birds" 
@TheCrow Elephants are the best animals. Better than birds, better than humans, and better than bears.
@libsoc I can take bird slander, but you start bringing bears into this and I will hit you with a furious barrage of repeated pecking and angry squawking the likes of which the world has never seen