#Mastodon has ruined #Twitter for me. I used to go on the bird site multiple times every day, constantly refreshing, always searching for new tweets. I never liked Twitter, but I felt a rush every time I opened it.

Now? Now, I go there maybe once every few days and always end up disappointed. My eyes have been opened to genuine interactions and connections and Twitter just doesn’t feel the same.

TLDR: You can never go back home again.

TLDR of TLDR: Elephants > Birds

@libsoc "Elephants > Birds" 
@TheCrow Elephants are the best animals. Better than birds, better than humans, and better than bears.
@libsoc I can take bird slander, but you start bringing bears into this and I will hit you with a furious barrage of repeated pecking and angry squawking the likes of which the world has never seen
@libsoc I feel the same way, I nip in occasionally to catch up with certain people I haven’t managed to lure over here yet, but in reading other peoples comments it feels like eating plain boiled potatoes when there dauphinoise over here.
@libsoc elephants?
@zaid Elephants > Birds >> Bears
@libsoc :*(
I'm 45. I have no idea what that means
@zaid lol I'm just saying that elephants are the best animals (and mastodon is better twitter).