i would like to point out that there is, in fact, a very important lesson to be found in this whole Twitter clusterfuck, and that lesson is: don't do cocaine.

@adrienne I worked at a dotcom back in the 90s and the people in my department had a strong culture of weed and rave drugs on the weekends, and you never saw any substances at work (with the exception of a mass bunking off one Friday afternoon to watch Babe: Pig in the City.)

Then they hired a coke user and the whole department just fell apart. I transferred out in two weeks and watched from a distance. It was terrible.

@mikej Yeahhhhhh. I have a lot of friends who've done a lot of drugs; without exception they've all tried cocaine once, or maybe twice, and gone "not for me!"

Which i'm pretty sure is why they're still my friends.