Why @seva1000 didn't post this on @mastodon is beyond me... This is #SocialMedia gold.

@mikemcdnet @seva1000 @mastodon

But what about the Bond villain who lives in a big pink clubhouse, buried his ex-wife at a golf course for a tax break, and stole classified documents...

If only he owned a cat.

We live in B-movie pulp fiction times. Ian Fleming would have called our present reality utter nonsense.

Central Casting is rife with anti-heroes and supporting thugs wrestling for Andy Warhol's 15 minute Clock of Fame.

#trump

@eggmont @mikemcdnet @seva1000 @mastodon he's not fit for a Bond role but could maybe work in an Austin Powers movie.

@osma @mikemcdnet @seva1000 @mastodon

"Orangefinger"
"The Man with The Golden Condo"
"To Russia with Love"
"Casino Royale Goat Rodeo"
"Moon..."
"Covid and Let Die"

Produced by three Steve's: Mnuchin, Bannon, and Miller.

In the absence of Rodney Dangerfield, we cast Jonah Hill, Kenan Thompson, or Rosie O'Donnell to play Der Drumpfsterfeuer.

Villain catch-phrase: "Witchhunt!"

It goes without saying, "Bondage, Jayne Bondage" would be played by Stormy Daniels. #trump

@osma @mikemcdnet @seva1000 @mastodon

Der Drumpfsterfeuer could also be cast in a "Pinky and The Brain(sic)" knock-off with a different rotating guest attorney playing Pinky along the lines of Dr. Who with disbarment proceedings determining how long the current Pinky lasts.

Pinky: Gee Brain(sic), what are we going to do tonight?

The Brain(sic): What we do every night, Pinky. Try to win the 2020 election.

#StopMeNow #trump

@mikemcdnet @seva1000 @mastodon
But at least if they were Bond villains they’d be gone in 2 hours.
Don't forget the reality TV star who became President and tried to stage a coup.

@mikemcdnet

This is so true. Resl life has got very hollywood. Natural disasters, bond villains and platoon

@mikemcdnet @seva1000 @mastodon
What can you do? Sometimes, stereotypes are real 😅🤷‍♂️
@mikemcdnet @seva1000 @mastodon
How did we get to this ridiculous point in time
@mikemcdnet @seva1000 @mastodon absolute gold. Went straight into $work slack no questions asked
@mikemcdnet @seva1000 @mastodon they forgot “defeated villain assembling new goons and henchmen for his comeback in the sequel”