Jeff ♨️ Darcy
kimmy monte*opens your fridge and sees 2% milk* hey bro you should charge your milk
ACG@kimmymonte 1.5% in our office fridge. I'm gonna need to buy a hip flask for the good stuff
Dave (He/Him/His)@kimmymonte Two funnies in a row; great! "charge that milk"; HAHAHA!!!
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@kimmymonte
It took me a couple hours, seeing in my timeline several times, to get this one. And that’s on me.
It took me a couple hours, seeing in my timeline several times, to get this one. And that’s on me.
Joe Soap the nth@AtomicCowBell @kimmymonte How embarrassing!
lily 🏳️⚧️@kimmymonte i fucking KNEW there would be posts like this on fedi
Vicky Veritas
Photoist♾️@kimmymonte 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😅
SkellySoft@kimmymonte certified quality shitpost
Annika Sparkles@kimmymonte @dfeldman mfw I read something so clever I’m mad at myself for not thinking it up myself hahahaha soooo good :-)
Frummidge 
@kimmymonte when your phone's battery is at 0% but somehow still on, that brief period of phone usage is skim phone
Matt
recursive 🏳️🌈@kimmymonte TFW when I learned "whole" milk wasn't 100%
Canageek@kimmymonte I recommend replacing it with homo milk, it tastes better
(For anyone reading this who doesn't know, 4.25% milk is labeled homogenized milk in Canada, but literally everyone calls it homo milk for short)
NanPooka@kimmymonte
Yo dude...but which way? To the 1%, or Homo stuff? Before anyone flames me to the the n*th level, these are all grades of %ages of fat in Canadian milk. Homo milk is the good stuff,, Move beyond that, and you're into cream and a little of that goes along way ;) cardiovascularly :)
Bob Smith