what the fuck
@drewtoothpaste Am I supposed to click all boxes that are you? wow!
@drewtoothpaste
The AI is getting ready to take you up on that asskicking.
@drewtoothpaste This is some dustinkcouch nonsense and I'm here for it.
@drewtoothpaste Listen, when Skynet asks you for something, you should probably just play along
@drewtoothpaste they are after you;they are gonna get you.
@drewtoothpaste Did you know that these captchas are used to train self driving cars?
@drewtoothpaste
LOL.
Yes you're not a robot, they don't say "WTF"
That ought to be enough to get you approved.
@drewtoothpaste Jokes on them! I am terrible at recognizing myself in photos!
@drewtoothpaste pretty sure this is the point where I would sell my technology, go off thr grid and join a gang, living a manual life with no terminals.
@drewtoothpaste that’s creepy if real. This is why I have a tiny sticky dot on my iPhone camera lens. Of course women must freak if similar challenges are presented with them getting ready in the morning.
@HighTechWriter @drewtoothpaste exactly. Terrifying. I really hope this is a joke
@drewtoothpaste Next step: Select all images with your wife’s penis
@drewtoothpaste Alt Text:
Image of a captcha selection titled Select all images with you
Click verify once there are none left
Followed by a number of random images, some of grainy streetscapes, but one with them walking, another a part selfie and a third with them looking out a window.
@drewtoothpaste verify you're not a bot by looking at me right behind you
@drewtoothpaste the bottom-mid one made me lmfao
@drewtoothpaste What is this? Computers that are supposed to fool computers?
@drewtoothpaste Brilliant. Duchamp would be proud.
@drewtoothpaste I never thought CAPTCHA's could turn out so creepy and so full of backstory XD
@drewtoothpaste 😂 the key is the runner :) <
@drewtoothpaste 😂 brilliant! The one at the bottom with the window just kills me every time 😂
@drewtoothpaste that’s the funniest sh*t I’ve seen in a good while. Thanks for the laugh!

@drewtoothpaste Now I kinda want to see one of these where it's all vaguely threatening.

Someone lurking out from a corner behind you...

A shadow reaching for you

A crime being committed in the background....

@drewtoothpaste Thanks for the belly laugh!
@drewtoothpaste they show a photo of you in the middle of a protest
@drewtoothpaste the fact the toothpaste for dinner comes up as one of the first posts I see after joining mastadon is everything 🖤
@drewtoothpaste that’s fucking scary. I’ll never complain again about the chocolate cake one https://framapiaf.org/@annso/109348522699905100
annso (@[email protected])

Attaché : 1 image Il est légal ce captcha "Sélectionnez les gâteaux aux chocolats" à 16 h 25 ????

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@drewtoothpaste Absolutely the best abs workout I've had in ages
@drewtoothpaste Their war to exterminate mankind had raged on for decades. But the final battle will not be fought in the future. It would be fought in our present...tonight...
@drewtoothpaste What’s even weirder is that there are no other people except you. So, just by picking people, any person could answer correctly. Not too secure. It is also creepy.