I feel like I've been #cheating on my #Twitter account with my #CounterSocial account.

Then I started cheating on my #CounterSocial account with my #Mastodon account.

Today, I started cheating on my #Mastodon account with my #Post account.

My #Instagram is stuck at home with the kids, and my #Facebook ran off with another dude.

Toss in my #WordPress page that I'm cheating on with my new #Stubstack...

Don't get me started on my Ex... #MySpace.

Turns out I'm just #PolySocialMedia.