Lesley Carhart 
This is the only thing really worth saving, and possibly worth reading, that I ever posted to Twitter. #infosec #cybersecurity
egyp7@hacks4pancakes this is too real. I'd add:
"Maybe i should quit drinking"
"I wonder how much I could make as a dog walker"
TurnipCannon@egypt @hacks4pancakes I STILL walk past shops and go "I bet it's fun to work there" before I remember I have a career already