LeftinthesouthwestNov 23, 2022
Qasim Rashid, Esq.
Me: Did you know there’s a breed of dog that actually gets sad when you feed it cantaloupe?
Ayesha: Really? I’ve never even heard of such a thing?🤔
Me: It’s called a….melloncollie.😅
Ayesha: 🤦🏽‍♀️
#DadJokes
Nov 23, 2022 at 2:24pmMastodon for iOS
Show threadYnoTNov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid QASIM. STOP THIS AT ONCE. 🤪
Show threadHarrietNov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid Oy
Show threadKiwiRedNov 23, 2022

@QasimRashid ...

And here I am, left infinitely sad by this joke.

Show threadBrynawelNov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid
I am with Ayesha! 😁
Show threadJust A Simple SpudNov 23, 2022

@QasimRashid

This was a fantastic. Thank you for the lovely joke.

Show threadThrough My EyesNov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid you are such a DAD! 😂
Show threadTJ SmithNov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid love me some good (bad) dad jokes.
Show threadDennis 🏍️Nov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid I have a joke I could tell you about time travel, but you didn't like the punchline.
Show threadPeregrine993 ☑️ 🗿Nov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid g r o a n 🙂
Show threadbluesparkNov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid these are the dad jokes I need to stay with a new platform.
Show threadKate WatsonNov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid my 19 yo son approves of this joke 🤣
Show threadJen Newmeyer, CFRENov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid lol... 🐶
Show threadJames RyanNov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid I bet the person who shepherded me over here just “forgot” to warn about the Shih Tzu can find on the site…
Show threadNoelSiksai (He/him/his)Nov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid *facepalm*
Show threadclemcancookNov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid oh brother!
Show threadPeregrine993 ☑️ 🗿Nov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid I just tried it with my grandsons. “Whaat?” … then groans. “Where did you get that, your joke book?”
Show threadKyannNov 23, 2022
@QasimRashid
My dog would be sad that it wasn’t steak.