Just three normal pieces of advice
@prehensile I'm... pretty sure I've seen this sign, or one very like it, in person? Some of the nastier areas on the San Francisco peninsula where it isn't technically safe to swim at all, as I recall?
@prehensile First of all turning your back on the ocean is rude.
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Never turn your back on the ocean. If you do, it might get you.
@prehensile Never Turn Your Back on the Ocean is legitimately excellent life advice.
Sparks - Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth

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@prehensile ocean will fuck. you. up. I live in Kansas and I still keep an eye on it at all times.
@prehensile never turn your back on the ocean is great advice for anywhere, anytime. I don’t care if I’m up in the mountains in Colorado, I’m keeping my πŸ‘€ on the 🌊
@prehensile the third one was added by Tom Waits.
@prehensile I saw this sign, or one just like it, at Point Reyes in September
@prehensile its "never turn your back on the ocean" for me
@prehensile We have another here in the #pnw :
Beach logs kill
@prehensile Mind the sneaker waves
@prehensile 'never turn your back on the ocean' sounds like a creepypasta