RenéNov 21, 2022
James Hart

@Alyzande

The British version:

1XX - I'm sorry, would you mind waiting?
2XX - So sorry for keeping you waiting
3XX - Deeply sorry, but I don’t think I can help you
4XX - Dreadfully sorry, but I think you may be mistaken
5XX - Terribly sorry, this is so embarrassing

Nov 19, 2022 at 3:24pmWeb
Show threadLars Marowsky-Brée 😷Nov 21, 2022
@james_a_hart @Alyzande This is the correct take except for 418, which has them breaking out in the national anthem and sailing the navy.
Show threadPeter Jakobs ⛵Nov 21, 2022
@larsmb @james_a_hart @Alyzande 😂😂😂😂😂
Show threadFelix S K II (pnkfelix)Nov 21, 2022
@james_a_hart @Alyzande where does “Go on, ask me another - we've got lots of books here - this is a bookshop you know!” fit in? :)
Show threadMigrated to @[email protected] 🏳️‍🌈🎃🇧🇷Luana🇧🇷🎃🏳️‍🌈Nov 21, 2022
@Alyzande @james_a_hart Pretty sure that’d be the Canadian version
Show threadJon LunmanNov 21, 2022

@luana @[email protected] @james_a_hart

Agreed. 🇨🇦

Show threadJack Groundhog 📷📸🪶Nov 21, 2022

@james_a_hart @[email protected] @tealeg

HTTP response codes, German edition:

1XX - It’s your fault if you’re so impatient
2XX - It’s your fault it took so long

3XX - It’s your fault we couldn’t handle it ourselves
4XX - It’s your fault because your request was stupid

5XX - It’s your fault

Show threadUncle MikeyNov 21, 2022
@jlgrantham @james_a_hart @Alyzande @tealeg 418 It's your fault I'm a teapot!
Show threadJack Groundhog 📷📸🪶Nov 21, 2022
@belmikey @james_a_hart @[email protected] @tealeg It’s your fault we’re out of coffee! AGAIN!
Show threadThe ol' tealeg 🐡Nov 22, 2022
@jlgrantham @belmikey @james_a_hart @Alyzande I mean, it probably is, why not bake it into the protocol?
Show threadWendy NatherNov 22, 2022
@jlgrantham @james_a_hart @Alyzande @tealeg @wendynather God I love it here
Show threadSerge DrozNov 22, 2022

@jlgrantham @james_a_hart @Alyzande @tealeg

Best ever piece in this category: https://www.ft.com/dubedidu

Show threadDaniel QuinnNov 21, 2022
@james_a_hart @[email protected] 4xx "I wouldn't have done it like that"
Show threadwonbyteNov 21, 2022
@james_a_hart @Alyzande I thought the UK only cared about status code 418 😂
Show threadTake It EV Podcast 🎙️Nov 21, 2022
@wonbyte @james_a_hart @[email protected] 418 wouldn’t exist if this protocol was defined by a corporation
Show threadJames HartNov 21, 2022

@takeitev @wonbyte @Alyzande

It would if that corporation was the East India Company.

Show threadcodfather #FBPENov 21, 2022
@james_a_hart @Alyzande 😂
Show threadHardyNov 21, 2022
@james_a_hart @Alyzande 😂
Show threadElise HuardNov 21, 2022
@james_a_hart @Alyzande as a Brit you’d absolutely need 418 https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/418
418 I'm a teapot - HTTP | MDN

The HTTP 418 I'm a teapot status response code indicates that the server refuses to brew coffee because it is, permanently, a teapot. A combined coffee/tea pot that is temporarily out of coffee should instead return 503. This error is a reference to Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol defined in April Fools' jokes in 1998 and 2014.

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Show threadColin WatsonNov 21, 2022

@james_a_hart @Alyzande Hiberno-English version:

1xx - go on then
2xx - aye, you're grand
3xx - he's over there, so he is
4xx - you'll have had your tea
5xx - ah feck

Show thread     Nov 22, 2022

@cjwatson @james_a_hart @Alyzande

Father Ted version

1XX - Wait til I get you now you little pup
2XX - Well, here we all are now - all the lads
3XX - Go away, I don't wanna catch the menopause
4XX - Gobshite
5XX - Is there anything to be said for saying another mass?

Show threadDigitalgerry ☘️🇫🇷Nov 22, 2022
@[email protected] @james_a_hart French would be something like 1xx non 2xx non 3xx non non 4xx non non arret 5xx tg (fuck you)
Show threadRui CarmoNov 22, 2022
@james_a_hart @[email protected] 418 should be there too :)
Show threadTom MeadonNov 22, 2022
@james_a_hart @Alyzande that's more like it 🫖
Show threadEric AmodioNov 22, 2022
@james_a_hart @[email protected]
Show threadmaydayNov 24, 2022
@james_a_hart @Alyzande sounds more Canadian to me 
Show threadHaelwenn /элвэн/ Nov 25, 2022
@james_a_hart @Alyzande
The French version:

1XX - Patientez
2XX - Voilà
3XX - Casse-toi
4XX - Va te faire
5XX - Merde
Show threadAearil  Official ®©™Nov 25, 2022
@lanodan 3XX alternative : Va voir ailleurs si j'y suis !
Show thread「ʀᴏʙᴇʀᴛ」Nov 25, 2022

@james_a_hart @Alyzande

Also:

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