Of course you don't give a fuck. If everyone did, we'd flood the market…currency value would bottom out.

This is just basic fuckonomics.

@batkaren I tell people I have zero fucks to give, but I'm secretly holding one back to give a massive 'fuck you' to the creator, should they exist.
@batkaren this is why I only give fucks at a competitive market rate
@batkaren we willl continue to be in a bear market until the value of fuckonomkcs returns to historical norms.
@batkaren of course, SOME fuckflation is good for the market. In fact with no fuckflation the market would just stop marketing.

@batkaren I *donate* my fucks then I get to write them off against tax.

<guy pointing at his own head meme>

@batkaren Ah, but that's scarcity-thinking - think in terms of abundance. If everybody gives just one fuck, there's be so many fucks to go around that we'd all be washed away in fucks...
@batkaren ā€˜Fuckonomics’ was my favorite business book of 2005.
@batkaren I don't give them. I sell themm