Otter Nonsense
God 
HELLO Twitter refugees! Welcome to the land of milk and honey!
As you can see, I am VERIFIED as the REAL GOD, and I am your friend and guide in this new realm. I’d appreciate a follow! In return I shall extend to you protection and love. 💕
conscientização@godpod Oh God 🤣
RellaPdx. 🌿@godpod I'm glad you are here, God!
@godpod would you mind terribly, I mean, if you would be so kind as to smite that former guy. Like the biggest of smiting? Like you haver never smote before? I'd really appreciate it.
Denitsa Mincheva@RellaPdx Seconded! Such big a smiting in fact that it spreads onto his entire circle of fiends. Thank you in advance.
Ibrahim Badshah @godpod I thought God follows us!
CherMarie
Eyeonworld@godpod God bless America
Chief@godpod Love that you're here!
SmallTownGirl@godpod I think of myself as a former twit 🤭
Tiro@godpod so be it. 🙏🏻
Todd Crawshaw@godpod Thank You for Mastodon. Keep on being a fair and just God
Every Day@godpod ♥️♥️♥️
MajorDon@godpod while I am an atheist. I appreciate all that you, the true God, do to keep people's spirits up. Good show! Followed.
Patty Bluebird 🦩@godpod Oh my You! I'm glad to have found You.
Choc_Maker 🇬🇧🏴@godpod the vegans will NOT be happy with this land! 😂
But I shall follow thee into this glorious realm. 🙌💯🙏
synkdorbit@godpod you ARE real! Praise be! Surprised you haven't zapped that musky stench yet... Lol
Alaric@godpod good to know we’ve God on our side #smitethem
Alex M@godpod so i always wanted to know but like are wishes that i make to you on the toilet heard louder or do you do the equivalent of hitting ignore every time
Dee In Calgary
@godpod just joined and followed you.
Eric Dannewitz@godpod I feel the love.
disky@godpod Never thought I would say this but I'm glad you're here, God.
The Dyslexic DM
ᗩηη【ツ】@godpod
Thank You that you’re here! You are a yousend.
Thank You that you’re here! You are a yousend.
femme anonyme@godpod although I'm not convinced of your existence, you were my first one to follow when I joined 🦣
Ron Cabucio@godpod <waving>
sm-asassin@godpod there’s no room for vegans in the land of milk and honey. We would starve.
DaynaTW@godpod Thank God!
Rebecca@godpod as long as you're not asking for 10% of my $$$...we good!
David Epithet@godpod Thanks, God!
yikesahootie@godpod hi God! 👋
ArtemisiaRose@godpod this is like the book of Exodus minus the genocidal parts. You're doing better, God!
Merryjest@godpod I cannot ask for your protection, I am already under goddess Bea Arthur’s protection, Lord.
Legal_Caffeine@godpod Dear God-
Because I followed you, does that mean I can get help with my parlay?
Because I followed you, does that mean I can get help with my parlay?
Bruce@godpod Blue check? Wow! What an honor almighty!
netter_bean@godpod loving this new realm now that you’re here! Been following ya since Facebook, so you’ve always been a constant through it all ❤️
Matt Messenger@godpod thank you for being us to the land of milk and hunny.
Natalie DeVito@godpod you're without a doubt one of my favorite accounts to seek immediately. Thanks for the follow!
Hugh-das Priest@godpod I’m hearing the @fediverse going “Gahhhhhhd!” like Norm on Cheers, and anyway, it’s good to see You; no plagues please.
Elisa Urmston@godpod I am happy to see you here!
April@godpod Hi! I just got here from the bird app and recognized you and followed. Nice to see a few familiar people!
TeelaResistsyou arrived just in time to lead all the escapees from muskies twitland
EANOC 🌱@godpod Hi gd. Tooting you welcome🎉
JT@godpod 11/19/22 Dear God, why did you make foxes friend shaped? My hand still hurts
@godpod Hi God. It’s me.
The Beast of Caerbannog@godpod thank you oh lord! 😁
@godpod Thank you for the warm welcome God! Looking forward to all of your wisdom and glory in this new realm!!
Patricia@godpod that’s me. Lol
BugWug@godpod How are you verified tho eh?
@@godpod and the 11th commandment says
We shall follow you, you shall also follow us.
Is that right Ma'am? 🤔😜
We shall follow you, you shall also follow us.
Is that right Ma'am? 🤔😜
Paul@godpod are you the real twitter God, come to bless mastodon?
@godpod so happy to see you here! I made the right choice.
I made the long pilgrimage through the wasteland of Facebook for about 40 seconds and found you. Praise God!
Peter McAsh@godpod Did it cost $8 for verification? 😉
Lars Holgersson 🎶
CJ the Awkward Lefty@godpod Can't believe I spent forty years wandering in the stupid bird desert when this place was right there the entire time.
@godpod Well, here is something I never thought I would say, I have found God!
Calliope@godpod thank you! Now, do you help make sense of it all too?!
@godpod reporting for duty. What can I do for you or anyone really?