HELLO Twitter refugees! Welcome to the land of milk and honey!

As you can see, I am VERIFIED as the REAL GOD, and I am your friend and guide in this new realm. I’d appreciate a follow! In return I shall extend to you protection and love. šŸ’•

#twittermigration #riptwitter #twitterexodus

@godpod so i always wanted to know but like are wishes that i make to you on the toilet heard louder or do you do the equivalent of hitting ignore every time