@godpod so nice to see the REAL God account, no check mark needed

@godpod
If only you were real, you could have fixed Twitter. Oh wait... was this some kind of divine retribution for the sins of humanity? You monster!!!

@godpod I’m so happy to have found God over here! #TwitterMigration

@godpod Blue check mark of the Beast.

@godpod 🖖😂

@godpod I was lost for this last month, but now I have God in my life again. 😂

@godpod The oligarch is so powerful that even God is scared of him.

@godpod #SpaceKaren

@godpod only safe from him today. No word about tomorrow... *Sirring sound of a Tesla approaching gets louder*

@godpod 😂​

@godpod annnnnd ANOTHER off the list of follows I wanted to replicate from the giant dystopian blue bird; this keeps up I’ll finally have the unfiltered sequential timeline I’ve always wanted, AND AN EDIT BUTTON TOO!! 😁

@godpod oooh gotta follow this god guy. Seems popular anyway..

@godpod Don't you still throw lightning bolts? Maybe send Elon a plague of spider crab sized crotch crabs? You know, some of that old testament stuff you did so well

@godpod Hang on a second…is this really God Almighty, or is this a parody account? 😂🤣😂

@godpod A world safe from Elon Musk and the culture of chaos that he is fermenting is a world worth living in.

@godpod
Oh, cool. I found the reply button.
Hi, I shouted.

@godpod Are you following me......

@godpod not me. I had to fly away from Twitter today, but you know this already. Said I posted something mean, but I did no such thing…nowhere close to what I’ve seen. And wanted strange things so I said peace. Deleted my wings. Checking the boxes made no sense for the violation Elongated lies says I did. Why am i agreeing to these terms, exactly? For a mean tweet I can’t see unless I promise to delete it? Would you help me out here, God?

@godpod 💪🏼

@godpod I knew you'd show up sooner of later. 🤣

@godpod 👍

@godpod 

@godpod Why do we allow billionionare children to break their toys? The fallout is not pretty.

@godpod
You should have taken care of him before he started all this shit.

@godpod welcome, God. good to see you made it.

@godpod Bless you 🙏

@godpod thank you! 😅

@godpod let the healing begin. Amen

@godpod at last I have found you! Bless these fuzzy elephants and their toots! Huzzah!

@godpod I got suspended twice. Last one was because I made a new account after getting banned…what a joke

@godpod awesome to see you here!

@godpod Are you the one true God or are you comfortable with Pantheons? Either way glad you are safe.

@godpod lol

@godpod oh hey god!

@godpod good to know. Stay safe dude 😀

@godpod Glad you’re here! #AnotherEscapee

@godpod thanks, god!

@godpod Hahahahaha!!!!

@godpod ok but r u safe from his tusks

@godpod I found You God! I'm so thankful to find an old friend from the Twitterverse.

@godpod *SMITE!*

@godpod Hahaha+

@godpod
Thank God I Found You God

@godpod Is this my first “toot”? It may be. Hello.

@godpod God really is everywhere! Good to see you here, God.

@godpod glad to have found you here!

@godpod I think I’ve been following your account from medium to medium for over a decade now.

@godpod LOL, glad you’re safe 😂