Imagine going back in time 20 years and telling people “The queen’s dead and there are only eight planets in the solar system now” and offering no further explanation.
@guffo and they would say "what is that black rectangle you keep looking at?"
@guffo I love the inferred causality.
@guffo @Treacle we murdered one in her honour 😌
@guffo Neil deGrasse Tyson was personally responsible for at least one of those events, as well.
@guffo and the first act of the UK's 3rd woman, 42 day PM was to kill the Queen.
@guffo "wait... what do you mean?? are those two events connected?!"
"...you're better off not knowing, honestly."
@guffo and the world cup is in Qatar