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A portly old soul who really should know better.
A bit obsessed with the Wicker Man and old heavy metal.
Currently employed as manservant to a slightly arthritic cat.
Enjoys cheese, charity shops, buying books and snoozing.
Trying my best to be better, though not always successful

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R.I.P. Jack Karlson.

Gone to have a succulent Chinese meal with the angels.

@ephemeromorph Saw this little fellow in the garden and thought of you (in a nice way, I might add).

Q) What did the Satanist Brit Pop fan have for breakfast?

A) Demon Allbran

The Donner Cut of Superman II is just like the Theatrical Cut except every time Clark Kent is on screen he's eating a kebab.

Mighty God of the Sun.
Bountiful Godess of our orchards.
Accept our sacrifice,
And make our blossoms fruit.

Sumer Is Icumen In

Happy Mayday everyone.

Behold! A new Digi Level 2 Let's Play thing, as Sanja and I venture into the classic fear-fest that is Granny's Garden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNM7fdmcB8w
GRANNY'S GARDEN (BBC Model B) - Mr Biffo Plays

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Q) What did Mariah Carey sing when suffering from a bout of festive constipation?

A) All I want for Christmas is poo!

Clearly I have angered the gods as I have been cursed with the itchiest scrotum in the Northern Hemisphere.
Was having a clear out and found what I think is the Poundland version of the quacktastic Power Balance wrist band, the rubber bracelet with a hologram sticker on it to "resonate with and respond to the natural energy field of the body". Definitely one of the stupidest wellness fads, which is quite an achievement.