Tiny particles of rum, pineapple and coconut are soon to be beamed around the new 27km tunnel of the Large Piña Collider.

Proud to say that when I tweeted this it was liked by CERN. So don't be surprised if you see them attempt this at some point in the future.

@MooseAllain When a pineapple collides with a coconut in the Collider it breaks down into a pine tree, a pound of apples, Hitler's missing testicle, and a cup of hot cocoa.
@MooseAllain Delighted you're here, Moose (like many others, I'm sure). You were, I think, my first follow on the bird site in my original account, @[email protected], and you've brought me much joy since. Checking just now I discovered we both joined in March 2009. So, happy travels!
@infinite8horizon ah, thank you Peter. Can’t believe it’s 13 years!
@MooseAllain You and CERN, then that's two of my favourite things colliding. What a marvellous universe.
@MooseAllain I prefer mine shaken, not annihilated.
@moppettshow @MooseAllain you'll be glad to know it's gently stirred.
@MooseAllain If there isnt a cocktail called a Higgs Boson, well there should be.
@SinisterBulb @MooseAllain there is! Poitín and mead. Served gently stirred, warmed and over heat cubes, old fashion style.This is random brain-knowledge I had to check wasn't just delusion. I must've looked it up before - I belong to an aptly names antenatal group.The random factoids a ND brain will retain for later is confuddling. Someone's name however? Not a chance.