Tiny particles of rum, pineapple and coconut are soon to be beamed around the new 27km tunnel of the Large PiƱa Collider.

Proud to say that when I tweeted this it was liked by CERN. So don't be surprised if you see them attempt this at some point in the future.

@MooseAllain When a pineapple collides with a coconut in the Collider it breaks down into a pine tree, a pound of apples, Hitler's missing testicle, and a cup of hot cocoa.