people continue to argue strenuously on this website that bringing a pot of chili to your new neighbors as a welcome gift is Somehow Evil
im glad we're going out in a blaze of baffling, irritating glory 🫡 thanks @[email protected]
(to be clear @[email protected] is great it is her haters who are baffling)
@swordsjew She’s one of the nicest people on Twitter! I don’t know her but have followed her for a while and the chili saga is just painfully stupid. Glad she’s finding the humor in it. I would have muted that thread days ago.
Mysteriously, I *have* been craving chili though… She’s a witch!
@swordsjew I went to look and she has blocked me for some reason. 🤷🏻
@swordsjew absolutely. most deranged lunatics on that site.
@swordsjew does anyone know if she found her way over here?

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I caught the initial wave of stupidity from that and didn't think anything more about it until discovering there was a fucking Washington Post article! How can they hope to survive if BirdChan goes down?

How do you write an article about that. "There's this lady who has a cat, then she gets a pig, then a bunch of weirdos threaten to eat the pig, so she leaves twitter for a while, then comes back and makes a pot of chili for her neighbors and that's why she's a monster."

@TheGreatLlama @swordsjew tbf that style was famously what tumblr did
@swordsjew Depends on how hot it is 😉

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Apparently there were carrots in it which launched into a whole tange t of frothing hate.

I mean, have you seen the blood baths by the "Beans" vs "No Beans" crowds?

@Shatter242 @swordsjew that one dude wrote like fifteen tweets about the carrots, only to have it be revealed that the l’il orange bits were just an orange pepper.
@swordsjew I am deeply confused by that whole thing, and reading the discussions has not helped.
@swordsjew doesn't that kind of depend on, what's in the chili?