Girlfriend is taking me to IKEA tonight to furnish the house.

Lord help me.

@kwf leave a trail of breadcrumbs to find your way back out!
@kwf SO and I jokingly say "Are you ready to test this relationship?" when we go there.
@kwf noo! 😂 Ikea is awesome 😂 I'd go there just for kicks sometimes. Special little Swedish wonderland...
@kwf god I hate IKEA.
@strangeparts I am so underwhelmed by their closet systems but she can't move in until we get something and I'm busy dealing with the surprise hot tub still
@kwf Clearly the only solution is to build your own.

@strangeparts @kwf Dare I ask what's wrong with the wire shelving stuff that uses vertical slot-ed supports bolted to the wall?

I mean I've done several closets this way, and adjusted I think 2 and that's been solid so far?

@warthog9 @strangeparts she didn't want it to look like I had cobbled something together from Home Depot 🙄
@kwf @warthog9 She clearly underestimates your cabinetry skills.
@kwf What is there to do with it? You trying to get it working again?
@smitty @kwf $5 says there’s another surprise underneath it. Oil well? Entrance to Moria? Jimmy Hoffa?
@smitty @kwf it’s hot tubs all the way down.
@kwf @smitty “what is this, some kind of hot tub hot tub machine?” I’m done. I’m sorry.
@smitty @Stoneymonster I live here and I wouldn't take that bet.
@kwf @Stoneymonster you wouldn’t take that bed BECAUSE you live there.
@kwf Isn't IKEA a restaurant chain? I'm confused now.
@kwf Some of the IKEA restaurants serve booze. There’s a very good reason for that… #ikeahack