Girlfriend is taking me to IKEA tonight to furnish the house.

Lord help me.

@kwf god I hate IKEA.
@strangeparts I am so underwhelmed by their closet systems but she can't move in until we get something and I'm busy dealing with the surprise hot tub still
@kwf What is there to do with it? You trying to get it working again?
@smitty @kwf $5 says there’s another surprise underneath it. Oil well? Entrance to Moria? Jimmy Hoffa?
@smitty @kwf it’s hot tubs all the way down.
@kwf @smitty “what is this, some kind of hot tub hot tub machine?” I’m done. I’m sorry.
@smitty @Stoneymonster I live here and I wouldn't take that bet.
@kwf @Stoneymonster you wouldn’t take that bed BECAUSE you live there.