The Dearg-Due is a mythological Irish woman who rises from the dead once a year to wreak vengeance on men by seducing them and draining them until lifeless, and that's the exact energy we're bringing to dating this winter, ladies.
@Ciaraioch Why just once a year? Asking for a friend 🤣🤣

@Ciaraioch are you familiar with the band Horslips, and their song Dearg Doom of of The Tain LP?

One of my favorite bands. And such an iconic guitar riff from Johnny Fean.

@CoachMark @Ciaraioch I was literally just about to post that too haha
@Ciaraioch well, to paraphrase Terry Pratchett, painting the house, fixing the leak, cutting the lawn, and hanging enough shelves, will eventually wear any man down
@Ciaraioch "the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised" vibes?
@Ciaraioch
"Best offer I've had all year." I say, as I iron a shirt and trousers.
@Ciaraioch don’t threaten me with a good time
@Ciaraioch not to nit-pick, but why bother with the seduction?
@hellociaran Why put a marshmallow in your hot chocolate, Ciarán? Why walk when you can dance? Do we not deserve colour, playfulness, unbridled JOY when bringing unsuspecting men to the slaughter
@Ciaraioch Suit yourself. It's win-win for the lads, really. Get seduced. Get to stop having to pay bills and deal with door-to-door salespeople trying to get me to change my broadband provider. Ideal, really.
@hellociaran It's a service, you're right, we should be paid or at least receive some sort of government subsidy
@Ciaraioch Vote for me and I promise to Nationalise the vampire and vampire-adjacent-entities industry.
@Ciaraioch its one of those things, as far as I have seen almost every country has a mythical entity like that. Kind of scary.
@Ciaraioch this is the attitude I've brought to dating for decades.
@Ciaraioch honestly, they're a super hot couple with an appropriate power dynamic. #goals
@Ciaraioch Ah, so that's who that was
@Ciaraioch Once a year is about the right amount to be dealing with a man if you ask me… lol
@Ciaraioch This is serious, because after an affair with me men always become seriously ill but also find the love of their life. Been married three times so I have the data 😄
@Ciaraioch I don't have an issue with this. How you doin'? 😁 Take your best shot.
@Ciaraioch this is why I’m gay tbh.
@Ciaraioch TBH I would totally go for that at this point