Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨The Dearg-Due is a mythological Irish woman who rises from the dead once a year to wreak vengeance on men by seducing them and draining them until lifeless, and that's the exact energy we're bringing to dating this winter, ladies.
C I A R Á N@Ciaraioch not to nit-pick, but why bother with the seduction?
@hellociaran Why put a marshmallow in your hot chocolate, Ciarán? Why walk when you can dance? Do we not deserve colour, playfulness, unbridled JOY when bringing unsuspecting men to the slaughter
@Ciaraioch Suit yourself. It's win-win for the lads, really. Get seduced. Get to stop having to pay bills and deal with door-to-door salespeople trying to get me to change my broadband provider. Ideal, really.
@hellociaran It's a service, you're right, we should be paid or at least receive some sort of government subsidy
@Ciaraioch Vote for me and I promise to Nationalise the vampire and vampire-adjacent-entities industry.