Roxi Horror 💀🌸I miss how dating used to be. You didn't have to use Tinder. You could just acquire a toad to carry around from the swamps. If you wanted to kiss him & turn him into a prince, you could. And if not, you still had a nice toad companion. Simpler times.
Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑@roxiqt I mean just leave a glass shoe somewhere and you probably had 5 women fighting over it in the morning.
Shneers🍖@roxiqt calm down, Greg. We’re all aware of your frog fetish. #overTheGardenWall
Dagonet Dewr@roxiqt Or maybe you just liked toads. No judgment.
Coccidioidomycosis@roxiqt bonus, frog legs for dinner if you want 'em.
Deevo@roxiqt That was still a huge gamble though. Sometimes those warts weren't due to the "toad" part.
... don't ask; I won't answer, and If you tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it.