Words cannot describe how disappointed I will be if the @internetofshit server is not running on a refrigerator.

@hacks4pancakes @internetofshit

This is the Fediverse.

We have STANDARDS here. 

@hacks4pancakes you've made my day... @internetofshit glad you can make it

@hacks4pancakes @internetofshit

It's internet of _shit_.

Needs to be running on a etoilet.

Judges would also accept an internet connected bidet.

@hacks4pancakes @internetofshit

you reminded me of the coffee machine script at https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts

still somehow comes up in conversation in discord with some buddies every year or two.

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@conallogribin @hacks4pancakes @internetofshit the only time a 418 should ever be returned imho 😂

@Aphrodite @hacks4pancakes @internetofshit

I had a "i'm a teapot" t-shirt at one point, but sadly very few people got the gag :(

@conallogribin Reading through the README for this repo has made my day significantly brighter 😆
@hacks4pancakes @internetofshit that way, if they have an outage we already know the answer to the question… is your refrigerator running?
@hacks4pancakes @internetofshit I think I'm only going to be disappointed if I find out it's not running on a toaster.
@hacks4pancakes @internetofshit I expected it to be running on a toaster...
@hacks4pancakes Well...is a toaster a good compromise?
@hacks4pancakes @internetofshit
'web connected fridge in a store browsing pornhub dot gif' goes here.
@hacks4pancakes @internetofshit is a Favourite the same as a Like on this site? I'm inferring from the Bookmark option that it is, but am I going to find out later I've been adding everything to a Favourites list? LOL
@hacks4pancakes @internetofshit this generation of very specific nerds likes to run projects on weird old computers, what is the likelihood that the next generation will do it on the most random IOT devices on earth