Words cannot describe how disappointed I will be if the @internetofshit server is not running on a refrigerator.
@hacks4pancakes @internetofshit
This is the Fediverse.
We have STANDARDS here. 
@hacks4pancakes @internetofshit
It's internet of _shit_.
Needs to be running on a etoilet.
Judges would also accept an internet connected bidet.
@hacks4pancakes @internetofshit
you reminded me of the coffee machine script at https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts
still somehow comes up in conversation in discord with some buddies every year or two.
@Aphrodite @hacks4pancakes @internetofshit
I had a "i'm a teapot" t-shirt at one point, but sadly very few people got the gag :(