ATTENTION NEWBIES! 🐘

If your first name isn't Elon, your surname isn't Musk and you haven't squandered $44 billion on a BirdApp...

"Welcome to #Mastodon!"

Don't forget to follow folk you know, as well as cool people you don't (like me 😎)

Use hashtags in your posts (known as 'toots') like they're going out of fashion, boost and favourite anything that takes your fancy, be nice (as we're all just one big happy family round here) and use ALT TEXT in photos

Happy tooting! 🙃

#TwitterMigration