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@jerry fuck yea! 10/10 would not support ๐Ÿ˜œ
@jerry There was a Winamp joke missed here. 
@BobertHepker @jerry but can we legally say it whips the llamas azz?
@jerry is it available on FTX? ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€‹
@jerry But did you really get your ass whipped by WinAmp? ๐Ÿ™ƒโ€‹
@jerry Now that sounds like loan-worthy collateral!
@jerry You could also offer a "light your cash on fire" option, then it doubles as a heat source. I hear that's how they're heating the birdsite offices right now.
@jerry Crypto that really whips the llama's ass.
@jerry Llama ๐Ÿฆ™ Llama ๐Ÿฆ™ Duck ๐Ÿฆ† !

@jerry (pic smudged for privacy)

Admittedly this is an alpaca incident, but close enough?

@jerry I think you have a good chance of getting Jeff Minter on board to do that promotion :D
@jerry OMG. At first, I was like "Yay, someone with deep pockets to help Jerry out" and then my brain started working๐Ÿ™‚
@jerry That...that looks like an ad...*twitch, twitch*
@jerry oh i needed the laugh. Thank you.