@ashton 🤣

@ashton please

@ashton I bet Elon can't buy #FoxNews

@ashton FOX News first, then Ticketmaster for dessert, pls

@ashton He should’ve started with the DMV

@ashton modern problems require modern epic fuckups?

@ashton lol 😂

@ashton i think he should buy instagram and make it possible for us to see who stalk us

@ashton ahahah this actually made me laugh. 😂

@ashton disagree, I think he should buy fox news next

@ashton fox first, then Newsmax and onto ticketmaster. It shouldn't take that long, look at Twitter

@ashton that is one of the funniest things I have heard all day. Thanks for the smile you put on my face.

@ashton 😅🤣

@ashton Could it be that Elon Musk is in fact a dyslexic Leon Skum?

@ashton FOX news

@ashton I need the Elmo burning gif right now

@ashton 😂

@ashton please, please, please!

@ashton 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ashton, if he could buy Teams next that'd be great.

@ashton they’ll knock that out themselves haha

@ashton hahahah yes!

@ashton yesssssssss

@ashton  

@ashton I'd rather he bought FB actually. 👍

@ashton and stand for President as the republican candidate

@ashton as a new Mastodon member (about 2 minutes) you’re officially my first laugh out loud, “hey listen to this” post. Thanks!

@ashton for real!!

@ashton Great one:):):).

@ashton 😅😂😅🤣

@ashton agree with this 100%! #MUG

@ashton
That made me lol through my nose

@ashton 😂

@ashton hell yeah

@ashton fox mews

@ashton I dunno, he may be broke soon 🤣

@ashton puhleaze!!! Monopolies are legal right? Or wait, aren't they not?

@ashton hahaha

@ashton 😂 🤣 🤣 😂

@ashton so glad I found you here!!

@ashton 😈

@ashton Love it!

@ashton It’s lil baby

@ashton now this is a great idea

@ashton yessss let’s ruin ticketmaster let’s GO

@ashton ❤️

@ashton or Faux news

@ashton Facebook

@ashton 😄😂😛