Mastodawn

I now (legally) own a traffic cone, AMA

A boy and his cone.

Have you checked on your cone today?

update: this cone handles rain and snow like nobody's business

havin' a fluffy hair day. feelin' like some kind of bird.

“@vgr here take this, to protect you from the weird vibes”

Twitter

In a stunning turn of events, I still got one in today.

@hiredthought I think you're going to have to make @aboyandhiscone happen.

@colindean truly anything is possible in the fediverse!