benNov 13, 2022
I now (legally) own a traffic cone, AMA
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A boy and his cone.
Show threadbenNov 14, 2022
Have you checked on your cone today?
Show threadbenNov 15, 2022
update: this cone handles rain and snow like nobody's business
Show threadbenNov 16, 2022
havin' a fluffy hair day. feelin' like some kind of bird.
Show threadbenNov 17, 2022
Substitute cone selfie today.
https://twitter.com/HiredThought/status/1593087455674388481
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In a stunning turn of events, I still got one in today.
Nov 18, 2022 at 1:45amWeb
Show threadbenNov 20, 2022
Was gonna get caught up on the news tonight, but I doubt anything important happened. Anyways here's a #ConeSelfie. Don't step here!
Show threadben mosiorNov 23, 2022
@hiredthought okay this is weird post-account migration, but I do believe I can just come back to this thread and post cone pics
Show threadColin DeanNov 18, 2022

@hiredthought I think you're going to have to make @aboyandhiscone happen.

Maybe @[email protected]

Show threadbenNov 18, 2022
@colindean truly anything is possible in the fediverse!