I now (legally) own a traffic cone, AMA
A boy and his cone.
Have you checked on your cone today?
update: this cone handles rain and snow like nobody's business
havin' a fluffy hair day. feelin' like some kind of bird.
ben - @[email protected] on Twitter

“@vgr here take this, to protect you from the weird vibes”

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In a stunning turn of events, I still got one in today.
Was gonna get caught up on the news tonight, but I doubt anything important happened. Anyways here's a #ConeSelfie. Don't step here!
@hiredthought okay this is weird post-account migration, but I do believe I can just come back to this thread and post cone pics

@hiredthought I think you're going to have to make @aboyandhiscone happen.

Maybe @[email protected]

@colindean truly anything is possible in the fediverse!
@hiredthought this series has made mastodon worthwhile
@justinxreese @hiredthought I know, right? It's rare that you get to see the VLC icon in real life
@colindean @justinxreese they just let me have it. wild, right?
@justinxreese this one's for you
@hiredthought quality cone content. thank you
@hiredthought dang, i can't find mine!
@byron_miller may the cone shine upon you