Ways to help a writer:
-buy their book
-review their book
-tell them their book is good
-gift them a cursed mug
-blow up the moon while reciting your favorite passage from their book
-construct a giant papier-mâché quokka demon out of pages from their book and bring her to life
@jeremycshipp I think that cursed mug as a gift is too much.
@jeremycshipp I concur with quokka demon.
@jeremycshipp Interesting, as the idea for a series I'm trying to write includes the Moon getting blown up as an extremely important plot-point.
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Can't sculpt quokkas. Would a wombat be okay?
@jeremycshipp I've been telling people about the cursed mug thing for years.
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That was no moon. It was a space station
@jeremycshipp So since a lot of us are about to have Winter the “giant” size will have to have height considerations for those of us indoors. ❄️📐📏
@jeremycshipp Can I help emphasize the REVIEW entry?? I have no idea how many people, except a whole lot, whom I've gritted my teeth at over the years.... who want to gush endlessly at me during some book event or seminar but can't be bothered even to do a couple of online clicks for a review, let alone type a line that says "I loved this book!" If that's snarky, I might (or might not) be sorry. But it's bedrock truth of the universe.
@jeremycshipp I am not sure what quokka demon is, but is there a book on how to bring one to life? Inquiring minds would like to know.
@jeremycshipp @billday I haven’t heard of this demon. So now I also need this book as it’s not in any of my demonology books. 🤔
@jeremycshipp I was following along nodding my head yes for the first couple... this took a turn!
@jeremycshipp Demon is alive, now what? Do I… Do I kiss it?
@jeremycshipp I have two cursed mugs from pride orgs I've done readings for. Best gay cursed mugs ever.
@jeremycshipp ‘Cursed’ or ‘curse’ mug. A drinking vessel that told me to feck off when its contents were too hot would be fab
@jeremycshipp except don’t blow up the moon because someone else might have already called dibs and you can only do it once . . . Just saying