mementomaoriPeople are genuinely so lovely on here I bet if I asked where the best places are to stash a body someone would help me out.
Look at you wonderful people bless.
Daniel@mementomaori we’re cozy like a brick wrapped in velvet 🧱
MrBLAck@mementomaori always plant under native or protective trees, then they can't dig it up!
Kat 👩🌾@mrblack @mementomaori having buried a number of (possum) bodies under native trees, I just need to add that you need to add lime to aid breakdown and prevent odor that dogs and wild pigs will sense and dig up.
Ika Makimaki@katjnz @mrblack @mementomaori yes but then you might be caught for breaching the #GardeningBan of New Zealand.
Like Capone being caught for taxes.
Like Capone being caught for taxes.
Kahurangi
Auntie Joan@mementomaori which island?
ThomedySci@mementomaori You rang?
Ben Gracewood 🚲🇳🇿@mementomaori we have a weird basement/rear alley thing under our house behind a locked door. Just saying.
@aotearoa_ben I’m guessing this was intended to be Direct to @mementomaori - we don’t want the offer falling into the wrong hands! 🥸
Thomas Beagle@mementomaori Just stick the body behind a CW, no one will see it there. 😀
Camerondotca@mementomaori wood chipper, pointed towards a lake. Then you need to hose it out with a mixture of water and blea... yeah .. shhh.. never mind.
essjax@mementomaori DM me, happy to help. I have a wood chipper.
Peter Adamson@mementomaori iirc there was a story about Benjamin Franklin. When he lived in London he shared a house.
Remains of bodies have been found at the house, and its believed that the housemate was studying anatomy, so was graverobbing.
So burying bodies on your house grounds should be good for 200 odd years.
🐙ptoothfish🐙@mementomaori *checks crawlspace under abandoned convent* hmm… can you give us some rough measurements?
The Snark Maiden 💡 🏠@ptoothfish @mementomaori are you competing with me now?
Anne Midwinter@mementomaori I had some quite extensive discussions with a colleague about this (there was a very annoying student in the lab).
1) On-farm offal pit, especially if you can get them (pre-body stage) to walk up there.
2) PM room. Requires getting access and some skill with a bone saw or cooperation from the tech.
(The student left before we reached consensus).
1) On-farm offal pit, especially if you can get them (pre-body stage) to walk up there.
2) PM room. Requires getting access and some skill with a bone saw or cooperation from the tech.
(The student left before we reached consensus).
David Slack@acmidwin @mementomaori I've always thought 1) was a sitter. Even wrote a standup piece about it that entirely bombed😬
@mementomaori frankly though, I think you have raised expectations and we are now all left hanging
adrift@mementomaori just the one, and will you need access to it later?
Oligocene Epoch@mementomaori legally, this is a joke! But I know some places and some people.
Paul B-M@mementomaori not sure where to stash a body but...
whilst at a bar I over heard someone say you should bury a body standing up, with the head (or feet) being at least 1m below the surface. Then place a possum, or similar dead animal, on top of the body. This will initially attract police sniffer dogs but they will quickly dismiss the site and move on once the possum has been discovered.
whilst at a bar I over heard someone say you should bury a body standing up, with the head (or feet) being at least 1m below the surface. Then place a possum, or similar dead animal, on top of the body. This will initially attract police sniffer dogs but they will quickly dismiss the site and move on once the possum has been discovered.
garpu@mementomaori Hog farm! :)
hilary@mementomaori DM me for accessible yet almost bottomless grike locations
2covetCHUCKLING @mementomaori
I also note that Nadia's Farm had an instructional segment on the hot composting of their farm animals that had died from natural causes. 😉
Brad Kitayama-Moore@mementomaori My wife and I watch a lot of programmes on the Crime & Investigation channel. Who knew that would have a community benefit?
Shawn@mementomaori long term storage or just for a few days until the heat dies down?
Left Eye@mementomaori There's an elongated muskrat over in That Other Place that's stinking a bit at the moment. May need a burial shortly.
Mark Harris@mementomaori You may very well think that. I couldn't possibly comment.